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bHelp Line

A little boy swallowed two aspirins, and his mother
was hysterical and frightened, so she called me up
on the phone, asking me 'What shall I do? '
After a minute of hysteria I managed to calm her down
asking her was she ready for the instructions.
She bellowed, 'Please Hurry, Please Hurry! '
I said calmly to the mother, 'Give him a headache! '
He'll be fine, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
 
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bHelp Me Build My Poetry Sandwich

A gourmet delight of
Macaronic verse with
Catalectic dressing
Indelible ink omelets with
Squeezed orange allusions
Followed by cacophonic
Cream cheese & caesura
Crackers...........................
Metered martinis and
Euphoic tonics..................
Rhyme & rye sandwiches and
Prolific verse pudding
Double diactyl tarts
And my poet friend Hanque O
Comes strolling up with
Trouffles troche and
Veletta verbiage
Antipest antipasto and
Iambs with mint jelly


{Help Me Out If You Have An Idea}
 
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  135.     

bHer World Stopped Today

Far worse than death one would ascertain,
As I arrived to find her crying her eyes out.
Had she lost a friend, or someone died?
She had lost her validation and inclusion today!
She had forfeited her desirability and stature!
Her visceral needs had been seduced!
All her ativistic desires to congregate and cooperate
for survival had been severely threatened.
Her complete world had been hijacked!
The blackberry network was down.
 
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bHow Many Ways Do I Love Thee?

How many ways do I love Thee'
Always counting then suddenly I'm lost
It seems to always keep happening
Every time your neglice comes off
Yet darling I shall keep on counting
And shall never consider to stop
Even when I get to to your doorway
Finding one that is securely locked
 
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