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  33.     

Most Men Are Masochists

Surely most would agree!
Most men are masochists!
Yes they really do enjoy pain!
Why else would one continue to.....
Pull fingernails off in the quick?
When a nail-clipper would suffice!
Why would one leave the wife at home?
And go play cards all night with the boys!
Tell a bona fidee lie to the wife!
When the truth would have been much easier.
Men will cook, if danger is involved.
Men go shopping and actually act like they enjoy it!
Why would one wear underwear 3 days in a row?
Why would you think men enjoy crapping?
Hitting a door or wall is really masculine!
What do they love most about football?
Let the man clean the house!
Then beat him with the broom!
But ladies don't punish your men.
They actually might enjoy it!
However if you really to want to punish him!
Engage him in a conversation!
 
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  34.     

Nothing Lasts Forever

Nothing lasts forever
I've always known that truth
But never knew how true it was
'Til I was losing you

Maybe I still just daydreaming
Or maybe I am just a fool
I never knew how true it was
'Til I was losing you

So now you're gone forever
I think I lost my mind
Nothing last forever
I know the truth this time

Nothing lasts forever
I've always known that truth
But never knew how true it was
'Til I was losing you
 
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  35.     

Picking Your Nose Politely

Intense was the prelude,
The shallow comotion.
Like a thief in the night,
Hiding his crime.

Hesitation, calculation,
Precision arciformity.
Immersed in napkins,
Emergent relief.

Looking to the right,
With all of his might,
Then to the left,
Had they noticed the theft?

Then he smiled!
 
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  36.     

Something Bad's Gonna Happen

After a night of tequila, and a 24 hour virus,
The next morning, no toilet paper in the house.
Struggling to the mailbox, a letter from my banker,
Why don't you come in and see me this week.
Expectation of the warmth and love of my morning coffee,
Then the sugar was out and the milk soured.
Finally dressed walking out with my socks on backwards,
A note on the table from my wife, sealed with a heart.
 
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