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Best Poems From
JOYCE HEMSLEY
(22.9.28)
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Pair of Limericks
Serious Limerick:
'Good day' my lone rosebud of June
I await your velvety bloom
Floribunda princess
Flower of finesse...
How sweet is your soothing perfume.
Humorous Limerick:
Jack knitted a new pair of socks
In the deep red colour of hollyhocks
His friends formed a queue
They wanted some too
But Jack fell ill with chickenpox.
Joyce Hemsley
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Modern Science and Technology
Humour Intended:
It's a lovely day when you
'search' the humorous way.
Searching for information
Is as simple as A - B - C.
Sorry to boast but I'm the host,
A hobby in land of the free.
The answer to a small problem
Is found by me quite easily.
All on the net ~ not one regret
Scene is set on my friendly PC.
One plus one - the answer is two.
Two plus one - the answer is three.
No need for a high I.Q.
Just trust in modern technology!
I never count on my fingers
the feedback appears immediately.
Yes, 'searching' for information
Is as simple as A - B - C.
And may I give a little advice
Think this over once or twice -
'Searching' for Dogs, never type Cats
'Searching for Cats', never type Bats.
Have a lovely day
'Searching' the humorous way.
Joyce Hemsley
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London To Paris
Paris, the city of gaiety
Paris, oh city so bright
Paris, with girls continental
We are crossing the Channel tonight.
Euros we will spend by 'the plenty'
As soon as we step on your shore.
We love pretty girls continental
The shine in their eyes we adore.
We'll reach the top of the 'Eiffel'
Admiring the wonderful sight,
And we'll walk along the Champs Elysees
As we visit the City of Culture tonight.
Joyce Hemsley
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After All The Years
Flippant
and so nonchalant
her husband just didn't care
that on their 'anniversary' date
his pretty wife would be elsewhere
love had become slightly stale
O why were they so distant
cold of heart and
Flippant
After all the Years?
Joyce Hemsley
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