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  5.     

Cinderella Limericks

Cinderella was a good girl who went with the flow;
When the clock struck twelve, she knew she must go,
As she followed the good godmothers advice
And she never even had to think twice:
'Don't stay out after midnight, or you'll turn to a Ho.'

Cinderella got kissed by the prince;
There was magic involved, before the kiss:
A pumpkin became a coach
And a cigarette, a roach
And then this whiskey turned into piss.
 
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  6.     

A Dream For You

A dream for you
And one for me;
A mermaid's blue,
A symphony,
A secret house
Inside a tree
The dreamworld's full
Of company.

At night we go
To places rare,
Where no one knows
That they are there;
And every dream
A hidden stair,
That takes us to
A new somewhere.

If only dreams
Could overlap
The sleeping seams
Within our nap,
And precious streams
Not on a map
Then other lives,
We could unwrap.
 
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  7.     

Before good-bye's good bye

I forgot the stars above
Even look out for you,
I forgot the moon and sun
Reflect in eyes so blue.

I forgot my homemade sail
Goes out upon your wind,
And how the church bells, ringing
To you their tidings send.

I forgot old photos yellow
And tear drops fade away,
As older love grows mellow
And can't say, what it should say.

I'll forget the limits
Bound by the four-walls lie
But we had more, than minutes-
Before good-bye's good bye.
 
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  8.     

Halloween Nightmare #2: Office Party

At the Halloween party,
The office girls were hot;
And they all gathered round,
To smoke a little pot.

The new girl kept staring
Deeply, in my eyes;
I knew she'd like to give me
A Hallow's Eve surprise.

We hung out at the office
Till the others went home;
And we pulled off our costumes,
And we turned off the phones.

And I looked and I looked;
Could not believe my eyes:
Because her four breasts
Were not a disguise.

I thought it was her costume;
And she laughed, at her joke,
Till I spoke my own punch line:
Well, I'm not a bloke.
 
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