Everybody ogles about this topic,
In hushed tones and wondrous thoughts they make this an epic,
Hulling it through the hot deserts, tundras and even the tropic,
Defying all odds and manners of logic.
Those who embrace it defy most laws of physics,
They throw stones and preserve but in mimics,
Yet the unlucky it leaves just as the gimmicks.
Sex is boring, sex is tiring,
Sex is vague, like looking up to vanity
Sex is dirty and its captives a bunch of mess,
Sex is defiling, sex is aggressive,
Sex is enslaving, nothing but a pointless energetic act of short sighted fulfillment,
Sex is selfish and like all evils, a balance of morals.
You don't believe me? why do people mourn, why do others groan?
Sex is healthy, it will exercise all your joints,
Sex is a gym, will work your heart, give you aerobics and push-ups,
Sex is stretchy, it will make you have horizontal acrobatics,
Sex is bubbly and will greatly delay your aging,
Sex is sweet, most sweethearts end there after all,
Sex is creative even done on strings,
Sex is powerful for out of it procreation is achieved and partnerships agreed upon.
Sex commands the madness and intrigue even of the insane,
Sex is what your mother never tells you about,
Sex is what your father will always enjoy long after your mother has lost interest,
Sex is what smolders and excites your deepest emotions,
Sex is what your partner will hold you by the scrotum in extortion,
Sex is a woman's way of commitment, and a mans source of pride,
Sex is one thing I don't understand.
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